Definitely Real Quotes

Definitely Real Quotes is a business whose own site puts it this way: "Definitely real and properly attributed quotes. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver." To AI engines like ChatGPT and Perplexity, though, it is barely visible: it scores 4.6 out of 10.

The page falls short on a heading structure that lays out what it offers, a clearly stated business identity, sitemaps and entity links AI can follow, structured data describing the business, credibility markers like credentials or reviews and the technical files AI engines look for, such as llms.txt or an open robots.txt.

Away from its own site, other sites link to it. There is some, but not much, sign that the domain is only lightly established. Beyond that, AI engines do not yet recognise it as a distinct business, there is no press coverage to draw on, nobody is discussing it where AI engines look and it does not come up on Reddit. Those are earned elsewhere on the web, not fixed on the site itself.

AI crawlers have visited once in our tracking, including ClaudeBot (Anthropic). There is not much on the page to read either, about 56 words.