Donald McMann

Donald McMann is a business whose own site puts it this way: "Things I Can't Open Jokes Journal via Substack, October 2023 When you detect the first sign of a migraine, it’s time to call your four-year-old for help. Read Things I Can’t Open here." To AI engines like ChatGPT and Perplexity it is partially visible, scoring 5.1 out of 10, readable in places and missing in others.

On the page itself the strengths are clear: a clear heading structure, a clearly stated business identity and crawler access and the files AI engines look for. It is passable on partial sitemap and link coverage. What holds it back is credibility markers like credentials or reviews and structured data describing the business.

Away from its own site, other sites link to it. There is some, but not much, sign that the domain is only lightly established. Beyond that, AI engines do not yet recognise it as a distinct business, there is no press coverage to draw on, nobody is discussing it where AI engines look and it does not come up on Reddit. Those are earned elsewhere on the web, not fixed on the site itself.

AI crawlers have visited once in our tracking, including ClaudeBot (Anthropic). The site links to no social profiles, so there is nothing tying the brand to a wider presence.