AI Visibility Scorecard
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Unclaimed
philosophersguild.com · E-commerce
Somewhat visible. AI bots can read The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, but it is missing the structured signals that push citation rate above competitors.
AI engines read this profile 15 times
ChatGPT · Meta AI · Claude · Apple Intelligence
#5,369 of 738,414 in E-commerce for AI visibility
73
AI Naming Predictability
iAI names companies like this often · 73/100
More likely to be named than 99% of E-commerce companies
7
AEO Visibility
iVisible · 7/10
20
Muse Index Score
iAI agent readiness
Transactable · 20/100
0
AI Adoption
iNone detected · 0/100
About The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
from our crawl and measurement
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a business whose own site puts it this way: "We've created smart and funny gifts for smart and funny people for millennia. Looking for something new and surprising, either a boomerang gift or the other kind." Measured against the twelve signals AI engines rely on, it scores 7.0 out of 10, a strong showing.
Our crawl found an llms.txt file for AI models and a sitemap. It is missing structured data describing the business and a heading structure that lays out what it offers.
AI crawlers have visited 6 times in our tracking, including GPTBot (ChatGPT) and ClaudeBot (Anthropic).
Industry · E-commerce
Last scored · Aug 2, 2026
The 6 signals AI reads
Strong · Good · Fair · Weak
Structured Data
Weak
Organization / LocalBusiness JSON-LD that AI can read.
Content Structure
Good
Clear headings and answer-style content.
Entity Clarity
Good
How clearly your brand identity reads to AI.
E-E-A-T Signals
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust
Fair
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust markers.
Technical AEO
Strong
robots.txt, llms.txt, and AI-bot crawl access.
AI Discoverability
Good
Sitemaps and entity links AI can follow.
Off-page authority
How the web signals your brand to AI
Backlinks
Strong
Inbound links from other sites.
Domain Authority
Weak
Little domain authority yet.
Reference Presence
Weak
Not in AI knowledge graphs yet.
News & Press
Weak
No press coverage found yet.
Community
Weak
No community discussion yet.
Social Mentions
Fair
Social discussion and mentions.
What this score means
Your AEO score measures whether AI search engines - ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini - can actually read your site and cite it in answers. Roughly two-thirds of sites are invisible to them. At 7/10, The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has a working base to build on - fixable, and the signals above are where to start.
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- Van Gogh & Sunflower Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Warhol & Soup Can Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Jane Austen & Books · 7.50 · Pin
- Baldwin & History Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Frida & Monkey Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Dalí & Watch Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Einstein & E=mc2 Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Mister Rogers and Trolley Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Rosie & We Can Do It Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- Dali Llama T Shirt · 11.50 · screened shirts
- Insults T Shirt · 11.50 · screened shirts
- Poe's Raven Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- Kurt Gödel Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- Harriet Tubman Secular Saint Candle · 6.25 · Secular Saint
- Philosophy, It's Hard to Get a Handle on · 8.00 · Mugs
- Trumpzilla · 7.50 · Miscellaneous
- Scream & Melancholy Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- H. P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Leonardo and Vitruvian Man Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg & I Dissent Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- English Monarchs, It's Hard to Get a Handle on the · 8.00 · Mugs
- Modern Art, It's Hard to Get a Handle On · 8.00 · Mugs
- Geologic Time Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- Rosie the Riveter Little Thinker · 12.00 · Little Thinker
- Meteor Shower Soap · 1.80 · Soap
- L. M. Montgomery Quotable Notable · 1.75 · Stationery
- Planet Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- I Love You Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- Bob Ross Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- Bob Ross Quotable Notable · 1.75 · Stationery
- Billie Holiday & Gardenia Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Holmes & Magnifying Glass Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Curie & Radium Pins · 7.50 · Pin
- Frida's Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Jane Austen's Finest Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Alchemy Bag · 8.00 · Zipper Bag
- Jane Austen Bag · 8.00 · Zipper Bag
- Ginsburg's Judgmints · 1.95 · Mints
- Bob Ross Soap · 1.80 · Soap
- O-Balma Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Django Reinhardt Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- Pasta Bag · 8.00 · Zipper Bag
- Moon Passport Notebook · 2.50 · Passport
- Alfred Hitchcock Quotable Notable · 1.75 · Stationery
- Botany Passport · 2.50 · Passport
- Stiff Upper Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Einstein's Famous Formula for the Lips · 1.75 · lipbalm
- Monet and Water Lily Pin Set · 7.50 · Pin
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg Little Thinker · 12.00 · Little Thinker
- Literary Cat Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- Rosie the Riveter Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- Shakespearean Insults Bag · 8.00 · Zipper Bag
- Alfred Hitchcock Magnetic Personality · 4.75 · Magnetic Personalities
- United States, It's Hard to Get a Handle on · 8.00 · Mugs
- Moon Mug · 8.00 · Mugs
- Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap · 1.80 · Soap
- Star Trek Engineering Notebook · 2.50 · Passport
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Scored by Engagemii on August 2, 2026. Methodology: engagemii.com/aeo/methodology
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