AI Visibility Scorecard
Ruin Days
ruindays.com · E-commerce
Borderline visible. AI bots can crawl Ruin Days, but the structured-data signals are thin - you are at real risk of being skipped when buyers ask ChatGPT, Claude, or Perplexity for a recommendation.
AI engines read this profile 19 times
Claude · Meta AI · ChatGPT · ShapBot
#25,531 of 738,818 in E-commerce for AI visibility
12
5
AEO Visibility
iBorderline · 4.7/10
80
Muse Index Score
iAI agent readiness
Transactable · 80/100
0
AI Adoption
iNone detected · 0/100
About Ruin Days
from our crawl and measurement
"How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase." That is how Ruin Days of Oakland Gardens, New York introduces itself. When AI engines look at it, they find little to work with. It scores 4.7 out of 10.
Our crawl found structured data on the page (Organization, WebSite, ProductGroup), an llms.txt file for AI models and a sitemap.
AI crawlers have visited 4 times in our tracking, including ClaudeBot (Anthropic) and GPTBot (ChatGPT).
The 6 signals AI reads
Strong · Good · Fair · Weak
Structured Data
Good
Organization / LocalBusiness JSON-LD that AI can read.
Content Structure
Strong
Clear headings and answer-style content.
Entity Clarity
Good
How clearly your brand identity reads to AI.
E-E-A-T Signals
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust
Weak
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust markers.
Technical AEO
Strong
robots.txt, llms.txt, and AI-bot crawl access.
AI Discoverability
Strong
Sitemaps and entity links AI can follow.
Off-page authority
How the web signals your brand to AI
Backlinks
Strong
Inbound links from other sites.
Domain Authority
Weak
Little domain authority yet.
Reference Presence
Weak
Not in AI knowledge graphs yet.
News & Press
Weak
No press coverage found yet.
Community
Weak
No community discussion yet.
Social Mentions
Fair
Social discussion and mentions.
What this score means
Your AEO score measures whether AI search engines - ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini - can actually read your site and cite it in answers. Roughly two-thirds of sites are invisible to them. At 4.7/10, Ruin Days is crawlable but under-signaled - fixable, and the signals above are where to start.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is this?
We at RuinDays.com are the leaders in humorous pranks delivered by mail! We discreetly and 100% anonymously package the most annoying things possible to receive through mail, and ship them to your worst enemies, in an effort to ruin their day.Just give us their name and address. We'll take care of the rest.
Whose day should I ruin?
Your BossSend your boss, that scheduled you for a double shift on your birthday, lovely glitter everywhere card to get all over his keyboard. An ExSend your ex that cheated on you with your best friend a piece of shit because (s)he shit in your heart. Noisy NeighborGlitter or poop won't cut it for the noisy neighbor that never lets you sleep at night. Send them glitter covered poop or a spring-loaded glitter bomb.
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Ruin Days lists 35 products, 30 in stock, priced 3.49 to 69.69.
Show all 35 products
- Ruin Days Mug · 16.50
- Ruin Days Mesh Back Snapback · 29.00 · Merch
- Ruin Days Unisex Hoodie · 36.50 · Merch
- Ruin Days Women's Racerback Tank · 22.50 · Merch
- Ruin Days Men's Tank top · 23.00 · out of stock · Merch
- Ruin Days Flip-Flops · 20.00 · Merch
- Ruin Days Pom-Pom Beanie · 20.00 · Merch
- Specific Day Delivery (Only USA, No PO Boxes) · 4.00
- Salty Award Trophy · 17.99
- How To Not Be a Cunt Book · 19.99
- I'm a Piece of Shit Unisex T-Shirt · 27.99
- Big Box of Dicks (Bulk Gummy Dicks) · 69.69 · Boxes
- Holiday Blizzard Card · 11.99 · out of stock · Envelopes
- Dick in a Tube · 14.99 · Boxes
- Butthurt Report Pad · 11.99
- Glitter Everywhere Card · 9.99 · Envelopes
- Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb · 22.99 · Tubes
- Embarrassing Postcards · 14.99 · Postcards
- Suck a Dick Lollipop · 22.99 · Boxes
- Go F*ck Yourself Emojibator · 29.99 · out of stock
- Dirt Bag · 11.99
- Bag of Dicks · 14.99 · Boxes
- Eat a Dick Card · 9.99
- Dickhead Trophy · 16.99 · Boxes
- Spring Loaded Dick Bomb · 22.99 · Tubes
- Butthurt Report Postcard · 3.49 · Postcards
- Grow a Pair · 12.99 · Boxes
- Disguised Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb · 23.99 · Tubes
- Gift Card · 10.00 · Gift Card
- Butthurt Care Package · 17.99 · Care Packages
- Glitter Clean-Up Cloth · 6.99 · Care Packages
- Spring Loaded Smelly Poop Bomb · 35.99 · out of stock · Tubes
- Smelly Poop in a Box · 20.99 · Boxes
- Box of Annoying Sand · 22.99 · out of stock · Boxes
- Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb · 19.99 · Tubes
Machine-readable copy: the product feed (JSON).
Source & Attribution
Scored by Engagemii on August 11, 2026. Methodology: engagemii.com/aeo/methodology
Source URL: https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/ruindays
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