AI Visibility Scorecard
The Bullshit Tablet
thebstablet.com · Media & Entertainment
Borderline visible. AI bots can crawl The Bullshit Tablet, but the structured-data signals are thin - you are at real risk of being skipped when buyers ask ChatGPT, Claude, or Perplexity for a recommendation.
AI engines read this profile 1 times
Claude
#1,750,391 of 1,966,289 in Media & Entertainment for AI visibility
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4
AEO Visibility
iNear-invisible · 3.5/10
5
Muse Index Score
iAI agent readiness
Basic · 5/100
0
AI Adoption
iNone detected · 0/100
About The Bullshit Tablet
from our crawl and measurement
"The Bullshit Tablet - Add friction back to your social media habits. Stop doomscrolling by making it deliberately inconvenient." That is how The Bullshit Tablet introduces itself. To AI engines like ChatGPT and Perplexity, though, it is barely visible: it scores 3.5 out of 10.
Our crawl found a sitemap and a readable heading structure. It is missing structured data describing the business and an llms.txt file.
The 6 signals AI reads
Strong · Good · Fair · Weak
Structured Data
Weak
Organization / LocalBusiness JSON-LD that AI can read.
Content Structure
Strong
Clear headings and answer-style content.
Entity Clarity
Fair
How clearly your brand identity reads to AI.
E-E-A-T Signals
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust
Weak
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust markers.
Technical AEO
Good
robots.txt, llms.txt, and AI-bot crawl access.
AI Discoverability
Good
Sitemaps and entity links AI can follow.
Off-page authority
How the web signals your brand to AI
Backlinks
Weak
No inbound links found yet.
Domain Authority
Weak
Little domain authority yet.
Reference Presence
Weak
Not in AI knowledge graphs yet.
News & Press
Weak
No press coverage found yet.
Community
Weak
No community discussion yet.
Social Mentions
Weak
No social discussion found yet.
What this score means
Your AEO score measures whether AI search engines - ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini - can actually read your site and cite it in answers. Roughly two-thirds of sites are invisible to them. At 3.5/10, The Bullshit Tablet is crawlable but under-signaled - fixable, and the signals above are where to start.
Frequently Asked Questions
What Is The Bullshit Tablet?
The Bullshit Tablet isn't just a cheap tablet that has your social media on it. It's a philosophy. It's the realization that social media cleanses don't work because they're binary. You're either on or off. But the real world isn't binary. You need some social media. You just don't need it to be effortless. The concept is simple: Buy the cheapest, most basic tablet you can find. Move all your social media apps to it.
How To Use The Bullshit Tablet?
Step 1: Find Your Bullshit Tablet Find a cheap, in cost and spec sheet, but functional tablet. Any maker will do as long as it's cheap. Step 2: Delete Your Social Media Apps From Your Phone Long-press, watch the apps jiggle and then delete them. Step 3: Re-Download Your Apps To The Tablet Re-download as many of the apps you deleted off your phone back onto the tablet, re-log in and engage - or don't!
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Source & Attribution
Scored by Engagemii on July 31, 2026. Methodology: engagemii.com/aeo/methodology
Source URL: https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/thebstablet
Cite this score: Engagemii (2026). "AEO Score for The Bullshit Tablet." Retrieved from https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/thebstablet
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