▲ 5.2 since Jul 2026
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AI Visibility Scorecard
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
valeriemonroe.substack.com · Beauty & Personal Care
Somewhat visible. AI bots can read How Not to F*ck Up Your Face, but it is missing the structured signals that push citation rate above competitors.
AI engines read this profile 1 times
Claude
#378 of 207,382 in Beauty & Personal Care for AI visibility
7
AEO Visibility
iVisible · 6.7/10
5
Muse Index Score
iAI agent readiness
Basic · 5/100
0
AI Adoption
iNone detected · 0/100
About How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
from our crawl and measurement
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face is a business whose own site puts it this way: "philosophical and practical advice for anyone who's ever looked into a mirror. Click to read How Not to F*ck Up Your Face, by Valerie Monroe, a Substack publication with tens of thousands." Its AI visibility score is 6.7 out of 10: the engines can find it, but they do not have much to hold on to.
Our crawl found a sitemap. It is missing structured data describing the business, an llms.txt file and a heading structure that lays out what it offers.
The 6 signals AI reads
Strong · Good · Fair · Weak
Structured Data
Weak
Organization / LocalBusiness JSON-LD that AI can read.
Content Structure
Weak
Clear headings and answer-style content.
Entity Clarity
Fair
How clearly your brand identity reads to AI.
E-E-A-T Signals
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust
Weak
Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trust markers.
Technical AEO
Fair
robots.txt, llms.txt, and AI-bot crawl access.
AI Discoverability
Weak
Sitemaps and entity links AI can follow.
Off-page authority
How the web signals your brand to AI
Backlinks
Weak
No inbound links found yet.
Domain Authority
Strong
Established authority for your domain.
Reference Presence
Strong
Recognized in AI knowledge graphs.
News & Press
Strong
Press and news coverage.
Community
Strong
Forum and community discussion.
Social Mentions
Weak
No social discussion found yet.
What this score means
Your AEO score measures whether AI search engines - ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini - can actually read your site and cite it in answers. Roughly two-thirds of sites are invisible to them. At 6.7/10, How Not to F*ck Up Your Face has a working base to build on - fixable, and the signals above are where to start.
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Source & Attribution
Scored by Engagemii on August 7, 2026. Methodology: engagemii.com/aeo/methodology
Source URL: https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/valeriemonroe-substack
Cite this score: Engagemii (2026). "AEO Score for How Not to F*ck Up Your Face." Retrieved from https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/valeriemonroe-substack
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